Birds Of A Feather For Fuck's Sake x 2!

I won't lie. When I saw that ASOS had sold out of that feather cape before I could swoop I got seriously bent out of shape.

I know.
Over a feather cape.
I know.
But it's soooo Cruella Devile how can you resist?

But then Forever21 came to my rescue like they always do with their own, much cheaper, feather cape.

I Wear My Mega Shields Sunglasses @ Night

These are so hot it's required that I wear them indoors at the club and listen to Moroder and risk looking like a jerk. Yep, it's true.

Mega Shield Shades

"Oh what a night! Oh! What a lonely lonely night! What a night! Oh! What a night! Such a night! Such a lonely lonely lonely night! oh oh oh oh!"

All Saints & Rick Owens via La Vibora

I clearly have an addiction to black leather jackets and that's okay.
This La Vibora Jacket is very similar to the Rick Owens inspired Black Scissors / Victoria's Secret take on All Saints so you know I had to swoop. Now all is right with the world.


Well actually, this jacket is vegan leather so I guess it doesn't count as furthering my addiction. Yay, technicalities. But really, I prefer the vegan stuff to real leather as the elements in San Francisco are unpredictable.

Did I mention I got it 15% off?
Holla.

Nasty Gal If You're Nasty!

Nasty Gal is by far my new favorite boutique.

Power Shoulder Tuxedo Blazer

They've quickly bumped Pixie Market out of the #1 slot.
Pixie Market never restocks items, which sucks, because everything always sells out.
Plus plus plus, Nasty Gal brings a great mix of current and vintage.
Their prices are very reasonable and they actually have discount codes from time to time.
Oh, and they're local. Perhaps they'll need some new models for their Spring merch.
Anyway, I <3.

Incognito Shades



Xanadu Earrings

Liz Claiborne Wrap Dress

I don't know why, but I like this wrap jacket. It's almost navy inspired... and I've been wanting a naval dress...

More Liz Claiborne...

...But it's Liz Claiborne so be concerned about the details.

We Are A Part of the Rhythm Nation... When You Wear Your Military Jacket

Um, Hi.
It's cold.
I hope you've stocked up on winter jackets.
If you're still cruising around looking for a "military" jacket then your ass is in luck.

Arden B. has this saucy Napoleon Wool Coat for a mere $54.
Look at how small the waist is ladies. It can only end well.

I know, I know. You die.

Return Of The Onesie!

I am going to single handedly bring back the onesie and make it haute.

How you ask? Well, imagine me showing up at the club or whatever in a onesie similar to the one below.


Argyle Man via Mark Newport Costumes

Then as I shimmy onto the dancefloor, I slowly unzip it to reveal something equally as awesome, but not a onesie.

Asos Mirror Ball Dress


It's so peculiar that I'd have an affinity for onesies. When I was a kid and had to wear them, I hated them. I would wear them during play time and my feet would fall asleep and get all tingly like there was sand in the feet. Being, a kid, I would take the onsie off and go on this hunt for the sand that magically materialized into my pajamas. Now I want to make them chic.