Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Revitalize That Wardrobe Without Spending Much Money!

Many days I'll go into my closet to assemble an outfit but somehow, someway end up feeling like I have NOTHING to wear. And that's crazy because I have oodles of shit. Below are some ways to revitalize ones wardrobe without spending a ton of money.
  • Use high end merchandise as a road map for the low (or not so high) end. Keep an eye on the trends that move you and see what trickles down. Can't live without that $228 Juicy Couture racer back tank top? I guarantee one of the big 3 [Forever 21 + Charlotte Russe + WetSeal] has something comparable.

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  • Don't resist the urge to splurge on statement pieces. Those pieces are different for everyone so the emphasis comes across differently for everyone, giving you your own distinct flavor. Think $55 Melody Ehsani earrings or just about anything from Pixie Market.

  • Spend time cultivating a good relationship with a tailor / dry cleaner / shoe repair / cobbler near your work or house. When key items get damaged or worn, take it one of your people for a second life.

  • Regularly survey your closet and pick out items that are in need of repair then do it before they are too far gone. I usually survey my clothes during and after laundry then make a "repairs" pile.

  • "Merchandise" your closet. Take all the clothes from the back and put them front and center for new outfit inspiration.

  • Don't be afraid to invest in cheap shit. Buy cheap shoe and have the soles and heels reinforced or buy a cheap blazer and have a saucy liner put in it.



  • Think comfort bitches. Whenever I'm at that crossroads between $350 Sam Edelman Boots and $198 over the knee boots I try to go for what's most comfortable.

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  • Resist the urge to vintage. It's beautiful and it's unique and it's wonderfully old, but usually you end up paying twice as much money for used items that have a limited shelf life. Instead buy from retailers like Modcloth for vintage inspired stuff.

  • And when you absolutely positively feel like you need to shop, hit the big 3: Use the search function to find items made of silk, wool and 100% cotton and you're good to go.

  • Diversify your color scheme. For me it's more greens and blues, and less black. Oh, and orange.


  • If there is a store that you really like, sign up for email sale alerts. Usually these alerts will give you access to exclusive and additional discounts. The alerts for Urbanoutfitters, ASOS and Arden B have been good to me.
$38 (on sale from $58)

Monday, November 9, 2009

Kal'El From the Planet Krypton!

Doesn't this Julien Macdonald jacket make you want to call yourself Kal'El from the planet Krypton or pretend you're Marlon Brando??? I know, me too! It's crazy!

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"Listen carefully my son for we shall never speak again..."

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Birds Of A Feather For Fuck's Sake!

Essential. That's all I can say.


Asos Black Feather Cape
(to cover up my huge man shoulders)

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Jump Off For Jumpsuits!

Hi!
I like jumpsuits.
I would buy more but where the fuck does one wear these? I don't get invited to many lawn parties.


Asos Blazer Jumpsuit




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Oh well. It's nice to know they're there in case I get pregnant or something. That is all.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Fashion For Fuck's Sake Wishlist

You know what I really really really want?

An amazingly tailored, super masculine suit.

A suit that screams power and sexy.

In iridescent black or slate.

For me, not the Penis.

Think John Varvatos or Kris Van Ache or Tom Ford.

But I don't have $2,000 and I don't think they make them for women.

In the mean time, this will have to do.


This doesn't fit the criteria but still hot.



Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Fashion For Fuck's Sake Does Gossip Girl

A softer side, maybe.


Herringbone blazer with velvet trim.


Thrifted baby doll cleavagetastic lace shirt.


Tripp NYC leather pants & Report patent kitten heels.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Happy Halloween For Fuck's Sake!

When are you too old for Halloween?
How do you know when it's lost its luster?
Is it when you no longer feel the need to take your costume to the next level?


Is it that definitive moment when you dawn the prepackaged costume?


Is the "sexy costume" a sign that it's time to hang it up?


Heavy shit, I know.

So what are you going to be for Halloween?


Happy Halloween!!